— Scott Aukerman, Never Not Funny Season 13, Episode 25 (via takelotswithalcohol)
Casually came out to my brother tonight:
Him: have you ever gone on a tinder date?
Me: yeah it was this girl, we went to a comedy show, blah blah blah
The conversation continues. Not even a hiccup. :)
I don’t know how to be me without you
On the plus side Willow is being super cuddly because she can tell how much my butthole tightens every time he walks in
I hate you and I love you because you brought me back to life and everyone can see it, but caring about you is the most frustrating, draining, consistently disappointing thing I’ve ever done, especially knowing how completely oblivious you are.
I was O B S E S S E D with Lost & Delirious when I found it in the dollar movie bin at blockbuster in my sophomore year of high school so what I’m saying is I think I knew I was bisexual before I knew I was bisexual